Tag: food terrorism

Halloween treats to avoid: Dum-Dums for Dumb-Dumbs

Halloween treats to avoid: Dum-Dums for Dumb-Dumbs

[ 3 ] October 27, 2012 |

Halloween is looming next week but the spooky thing is not in the costumes and decorations. To me it’s in what is offered for trick-or-treat. Food additive terrorism intensifies on holidays, but unlike suicide terrorist bombing, food additive terrorism is not possible without consent of ignorant or careless consumers. What perhaps is designed to particularly […]

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Dr Pepper Diet is not your doctor

Dr Pepper Diet is not your doctor

[ 3 ] September 8, 2012 |

Pure water is zero calories and it is the most essential macronutrient we must replenish daily to enjoy life. Every cell and all the tissues of our body need pure water, not Dr Pepper, not Coca-Cola classic, diet or zero, to function. When you are thirsty and you drink Dr Pepper, your body is forced […]

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Sparkling ICE doubles Red 40 content

Sparkling ICE doubles Red 40 content

[ 3 ] September 5, 2012 |

Perhaps one day we all will stop looking like humans. Why?  Because we do not eat like humans and we do not behave like humans. Day-after-day we deviate further away from what is normal to us towards all possible extraterrestrial surrogates. Consider this Sparkling ICE Black Raspberry, “naturally flavored sparkling mountain spring water.” What a […]

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Lofthouse Patriotic Cookies: The domestic food terrorism

Lofthouse Patriotic Cookies: The domestic food terrorism

[ 4 ] June 27, 2012 |

Do you know what irritates me the most every time I visit the local Walmart grocery? It’s the exposition of Lofthouse Cookies stacked on the shelves right by the entrance so that no one could miss them. Those miserable talentless junk-food cookies change their names and artificial colors according to the seasons and holidays but sadly […]

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Food Terrorism: Rainbow Blast Cake

Food Terrorism: Rainbow Blast Cake

[ 0 ] April 27, 2012 |

Beware people of America, here is an aggressive psycho-colored product designed to destroy you, your children, kill your fertility and make you wandering purposelessly around like the living dead. Here it is, Rainbow Blast Cake of Bakery of Walmart: “Vibrantly-colored cake, iced with Vanilla Buttercrème Icing, topped with confetti sprinkles.” Just look at that play-doh  […]

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